I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

Jeff Foxworthy
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real...
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real...
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real...
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real...
About This Quote

Mood rings are used as a way to track how well a person is feeling. They can be expensive and highly personalized. However, they’re not very accurate. The best mood ring (the one that tracks your mood and reacts accordingly) would be the one that changes colors based on the mood of the wearer.

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